Lunchmeat Puns

A list of puns related to "Lunchmeat"

What’s a musician’s favorite lunchmeat?

Sol-La-Mi!

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👤︎ u/chippedreed
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I used to be addicted to lunchmeat

but I had to quit that cold turkey.

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👤︎ u/Spectrum-Art
📅︎ Jul 30 2016
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Trying to get my 'A' game together for when my newborn gets older. My dad reminded me today that I'm learning from the best...

Dad: what is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?

Me: bologna?

Dad: this isn't bologna, son, but a serious question.

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👤︎ u/goodnightlight
📅︎ Jun 10 2014
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