A list of puns related to "Low Carb Diets"
Because they go against the grain
Turns out it had the Keto my heart this whole time
Aiketo
They said “It’s the keto my success!”
Him: But what did your shirt say?
It was so unexpected, I was proud!
...should be taken with a grain assault.
Either she's getting wise to my jokes or she's tired of them. Doesn't matter because she got me good.
We're on a low carb diet and she recently bought a cookbook. So we go out to the store and she picks up some whey protein.
"We can make pancakes with this!", says the wife.
"No whey!" I remark, holding back my schoolgirl giggle.
She rolls her eyes, "You're whey out of line this time."
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