And then he can't log in anymore
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
I'm getting to be a typical old man. My kid brings her friends around and log on with their phones.
What is the worst part about sleeping like a log
You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up
Buying a box of Duraflame logs always requires a little thought...
I have to decide if I have $20 to burn.
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
What did the log say to the ashes?
I can cut a log in half just by looking at it
It's not impossible, I saw it with my own two eyes.
You know that moment when you let a fart out but accidentally released a log?
Yeah my dad calls that from bubble to trouble.
When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.
It was ...a house warming gift.
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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A quick one before I log out
Throw the log on the fire
Someone's been sawing logs in the restroom
https://preview.redd.it/ol97brabcgq11.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=4eeb77a9b2a2fdeff6ec4e281544fd4cdb492d83
Why would anyone buy the KFC fire log?
I murdered their buffet last weekend and have been pumping them out for free ever since.
- Credit to smeesmay on SD.
In the south, do you think they just call them y'all logs?
I was on a date and said to the waiter “I would love the bo-log-nayz and a white wine.” Laughing my date said “I didn’t know you spoke another language.”
I replied, “yeah, I’m trylingual.”
Reading to my 5 year old the other day when this picture came up, and my wife said “he must be dropping a log.” I think I’ve trained her well.
https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg
Why did the log go to the bank?
To check on its shavings account.
Last night I slept like a log. 10 hours felt like 2.3
A log was lying to a lumberjack...
But they saw right through it.
My dad noticed a truck carrying logs on the interstate this morning
Dad: "If those fall off, it'll make mathematical music"
Me: "What? Why?"
Dad: "They'll fall to the sound of the natural log rhythm"
An old coworker and I were driving back from a jobsite, and saw a sign that read "Log Trucks Entering Highway."
He turned to me and said, "Well grab a pencil and paper from the backseat. I don't know who cares how many trucks we see, but we'll write it down."
A man was hit by a log while swimming..
He was Justin Timberlake.
As a lumberjack, I know that I’ve cut exactly 2,417 trees. I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
I slept like a log last night
I didn't believe it when my son said I could cut a log in half by just looking at it.
But then I saw it with my own two eyes.
Slept like a log last night
woke up in the fireplace.
I slept like a log last night
when I woke up, I was in the fireplace.
Sleeping like a log is overrated
The fireplace isn't very comfy.
Slept like a log last night
woke up in the fireplace.
My wife slept like a log last night.
Her head was in the fireplace.
I slept like a log
I woke up in the fire place
I slept like a log last night
And I woke up in the fireplace
I slept like a log last night...
I woke up in the fireplace.
I slept like a log last night
I woke up in the fireplace
Slept like a log last night...
Woke up in the fireplace.
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