Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause it’s hil-arious
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Listened to orchestra last night.
Listened to Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra last night.
Halfway through the concert the man playing the triangle disappeared.
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.
Martha was burning with curiosity
Just listened to W.A.P...
It reminded me to bath my cat.
I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
We should have listened to all those dumb jokes years ago
Nobody could have predicted what was to come. Know one had 2020 vision
Did you hear what happened to guy that listened to the match?
I listened to the new Lion King soundtrack tonight...
What did the blind man say when he listened to Braille music for the first time?
Me: "I wish I listened to what my grandma always said."
Friend: "What did she say?"
Me: "I don't know I wasn't listening"
I should have listened to my grandfather...
-- what did he say?
-- I don't know. I didn't listen.
My Great Grandpa warned everyone that the Titanic would sink. Nobody listened.
He continued to make a scene until they threw him out of the theatre.
I recently listened to a song about super glue
It's been stuck in my head ever since.
I just listened to one of Ed sheeran's songs.
I recently listened to a podcast where a woman gave birth in a post office.
Guess you could call it a special delivery.
My dad listened to my call today.
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife screamed "Honey! Have you listened to one word I've said?!?"
I though, what a weird way to start a conversation.
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My daughter to me. "Daaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you?"
Me: "What a strange way to start a conversation with me."
“My daughter screeched, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to one word I’ve said, have you!?”
What a strange way to start a conversation with me.”
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