Like Sin Puns

So there was this conductor who was part of a bus route that went through silk board every morning. So one day he sees this guy running towards the bus screaming at the conductor to stop the bus but the conductor doesn't feel like it, and the guy slips while running, is hit by a car and dies.

As a punishment for his sin, a bolt of lightning hits the conductor but he escapes unscathed.

A week later he sees another guy run towards the same bus and because of his remorse stops the bus, so that another accident doesn't occur. The guy gets on but soon collapses due to a heart attack and dies. Due to a mix up in hell, a bolt of lightning strikes the conductor again and this time he dies instantaneously.

How is this possible?

It's cause he was a bad conductor the first time, and a good conductor the second time.

I was eating some cinnamon toast, and my dad walked in.

Me: "You want some spanish toast without ham?"

Dad: "Well, I would like some of that cinnamon toast."

Me: "That's what I offered you. Sin jamón toast."

Lots of groans