46 Hilarious Oh Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Keep an “oh, pun” mind when reading these imgur.com/gallery/77vgu/n…

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👤︎ u/aj1223

📅︎ Jan 04 2014

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Oh Puns! imgur.com/gallery/7LDf0

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👤︎ u/redditor36

📅︎ Sep 17 2013

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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21

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👤︎ u/TheDorkKnight53

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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Oh the HuManatee!!!

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👤︎ u/RogueDisciple

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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I asked my girlfriend if I could make her mine. "Yes! Oh, yes!" she shouted, eyes filling with tears. "Great!" I said.

"Now take this pick and go find me some gold!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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Oh no please

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👤︎ u/Datpugluvr

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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Oh! False One, You Have Deceiv'd Me

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👤︎ u/Stretch_Aye

📅︎ Mar 14 2021

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Oh how i hate him.

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👤︎ u/Dannyxd1016

📅︎ Mar 11 2021

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Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...

Sacre Bleu.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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Oh ho

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👤︎ u/Bright_Dude

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president

Because I am washing-a-ton

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👤︎ u/XTREME-GAMER26

📅︎ Mar 21 2021

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My 4-year-old got crumbs in his eye and started rubbing his eye. He said it didn't hurt much and I said "Oh, so it's just a little irritating?"

He said "No, it's eye-itating."

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👤︎ u/Etereve

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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Oh, you lost a bet?

Well you better go find it

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👤︎ u/One-Angry-Goose

📅︎ Mar 18 2021

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Her: What are you giggling about? Me: Oh, nothing...

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👤︎ u/GenghisKhanX

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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Oh damn guess I get to keep my tip

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👤︎ u/Castille_92

📅︎ Jul 05 2020

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Me: “Oh, I wish I’d listened to my mother” Friend: “Why? What’d she tell you?”

Me: “I don’t know, I wasn’t listening”

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👤︎ u/decentname99

📅︎ Feb 12 2021

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Did you hear the one about Austin Richard Post? Oh, of course have.

This is a Re-Post Malone joke.

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👤︎ u/iMakeCrap

📅︎ Feb 26 2021

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Oh no, I MIST. v.redd.it/79nqd7q04h761

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👤︎ u/MuhammedSeirDelel

📅︎ Dec 26 2020

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oh my god

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👤︎ u/apothegod

📅︎ Jan 04 2021

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Oh My Gourd! I Made These Gift Card Holders!

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👤︎ u/MosswoodMama

📅︎ Nov 15 2020

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A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?

On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!

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👤︎ u/durangozac

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Oh the humanity

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👤︎ u/Atalkingpizzabox

📅︎ May 09 2020

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Oh Dusty.

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👤︎ u/galacticgoosebump

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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Oh Deer imgur.com/ZdcUgpL

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👤︎ u/ProjectDelta18

📅︎ Jul 09 2020

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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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👤︎ u/bennymc123

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!

Mom : Who, Ray?

Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen

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👤︎ u/SunnySideUp145

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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Oh yes

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👤︎ u/UnsteadyKoala

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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Oh hi there,

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👤︎ u/HansHydra

📅︎ Feb 09 2020

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Oh sheet.. look at my S!

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👤︎ u/HovadoMoravske

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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Oh no!!😭

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👤︎ u/giftsamuel_

📅︎ Nov 03 2020

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Oh crab reddit.com/gallery/jkbdjc

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👤︎ u/Klutzy-Bandicoot-685

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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Oh no

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👤︎ u/luisthelastfromfirst

📅︎ Aug 29 2020

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Uh oh... Emergency: you brought me the wrong tool...

This is not a drill... I repeat, this is not a drill!

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👤︎ u/FunetikPrugresiv

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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Oh dad stop it

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👤︎ u/dufosho

📅︎ Nov 14 2019

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Oh man😃😃

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👤︎ u/hilloviikot

📅︎ Jul 15 2020

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Oh I see

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👤︎ u/SpivLife

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"

Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"

"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"

"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"

"I've got... Bread"

"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"

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👤︎ u/mysevenyearitch

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?

Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler

📅︎ Nov 24 2020

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Oh hi Mark

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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👤︎ u/inviktusmaneo

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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I found a cool rock in my father-in-law's yard. FIL- Oh that's a native American fertility stone. Me- Really! How can you tell? FIL- ....

It's a fuckin rock.

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👤︎ u/Plumbbookknurd

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: “sir, would you like to go out with the cart?”. To which I replied “oh, no thanks I’m actually married”. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.

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👤︎ u/DaFunkJunkie

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4

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👤︎ u/AllMightyWrath

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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👤︎ u/Buffaloshnit

📅︎ Oct 30 2020

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Oh hi mark

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👤︎ u/youlikejazz22

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."

"But at least it's made with whole groins."

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👤︎ u/pleasedothenerdful

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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