Oh NO!!! Just found out I failed my German exam...
Sacre Bleu.
Oh no, I MIST. v.redd.it/79nqd7q04h761
Dad : Oh no! Our neighbor died!
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: βsir, would you like to go out with the cart?β. To which I replied βoh, no thanks Iβm actually marriedβ. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
Oh no, I mist. youtu.be/aTfaRC0XfB4
Oh no! I found my son doing cokecane
Oh no, the milk's gone bad again! imgur.com/gallery/f96nv7Q
Oh no
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Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
Heβs DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
My 11 year old and I were at a grocery store. I got one of those flimsy bags to put peaches in. The bag ripped, my daughter laughed. I looked at her said oh no, I had a Bagcident. She stopped laughing.
Overheard heard from an honest to goodness dad in the airport: Oh no, I ripped my sock...
Darn it!
Looking at some fake fruit on the table, my dad said, βoh no!β
Oh no! There's only 25 letters left in the alphabet!
Looks like someone took the L.
Oh no, I left my credit card in my car, and it melted!
Man, talk about a liquid asset.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
Real story: I'm prepped for a wedding and walking with my dad about to meet up with my girlfriend. I know his tendencies so I tell him "dad, please, no jokes." And he replies, "with what you're wearing, I won't need to." I roll my eyes and say, "oh, wow, sick burn dad."
I look over, and he's reaching into his pocket and pulls out a little vial, and shakes it out all over me. He hands me this vial and he's made a shitty label around it, and he wrote on this fricken label, "Directions: Add in salt to injury".
He's a legend among my friends dads.
