10 Hilarious Ohio State Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. “What is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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👤︎ u/CalmingVisionary

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Ohio State coach Urban Meyer is being succeeded by the next in line

Suburban Meyer

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👤︎ u/markydsade

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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My dad really hates Ohio State.

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👤︎ u/YourShoeIsUntied

📅︎ Oct 15 2013

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Every time we play Ohio State

My dad and i are Wisconsin Badger fans and I swear every time UW plays Ohio State my dad says this joke about their coach: "Urban Meyer...did you know his brother, Rural Meyer?"

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👤︎ u/pawlije

📅︎ Nov 16 2013

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Ooh that’s on point

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👤︎ u/crumble-bee

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was wanted for manslaughter in the state of Ohio.

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👤︎ u/The99thRaider

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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Jokes all over the U.S.

Preface: I live in Ohio.

Over the years my dad and I have taken lots of trips together or vacations to different states. Well whenever he goes to pay for something with cash, thinking he's real clever, he asks the cashier if they accept Ohio money. Every. Single. Time. The cashier instantly gets super confused and kinda just stares awkwardly. Despite how dumb the joke is I honestly do get a chuckle out of how uncomfortable the cashiers get lol.

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👤︎ u/colabucks9

📅︎ Oct 07 2013

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Geography dad joke overheard at chipotle.

What state is high in the middle and round at the ends?

Ohio.

His chuckle was so pleased.

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👤︎ u/x0darap

📅︎ May 23 2015

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So we're watching the Dayton/Ohio St. basketball game..

The announcer: "The men in White are Ohio State, and the men in Red are Dayton."

My dad: "Are we sure they're Dayton, or are they just Talkin'?"

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👤︎ u/cdsparks

📅︎ Mar 20 2014

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