I got struck by lightning.
What kind of pants does lightning mcqueen wear?
Car-go Pants
i created this joke while sitting on the toilet.
Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?
This is mainly because lightning can't run
What do you get when lightning strikes a pecan tree?
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
What’s Lightning McQueen’s favorite takeout order?
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?
Only if he’s a good conductor.
What happens if you were attacked by Pikachu's lightning?
Got struck by lightning today
What do you call a Hindu God taking birth as lightning McQueen
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
What's Lightning McQueen's secret chili ingredient?
What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?
What religion is Lightning McQueen?
What do you call it when lightning McQueen eats a car?
What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?
He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
I was surprised when i saw a man get struck by lightning
The man was shocked as well
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
My drum major was struck by lightning
She was very good at conducting.
What did Lightning McQueen say when he ate a nut?
I saw a guy in a tux standing in the middle of a field during a lightning storm.
Turns out he was a conductor.
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
How do you stop a Dad whose as fast as lightning?
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
My Dad says I hammer like lightning!
I never strike in the same place twice.
I used to wonder how lightning worked.
Lightning
I was thinking about lightning then all of a sudden it struck me!
Why did the man driving the train get stuck by lightning?
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?
If a train gets struck by lightning
Does that mean the conductor is good at their job?
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