Learning to walk is a multi-step process
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👤︎ u/Gonzalk
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.

It's a real blast from the past.

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📅︎ May 07 2018
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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👤︎ u/cmecau
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Shakespeare was hired by a theater to tend patrons' horses...

How did Shakespeare learn all about his new employer?

During its onbarding process.

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👤︎ u/mookmerkin
📅︎ May 02 2019
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