A list of puns related to "Sensitization"
He takes things personally.
A crisis
They are so good at pointing out everything men do wrong already.
But one man, born with extra sensitive smelling, has been providing free exams to the public to eradicate this new threat. Dr. Theodore Nose of UCH Hospital has a long line of patients waiting every morning, wanting the incredible accuracy of this man.
And as his secretary says...
No one's nose knows noses like Nose's nose knows noses.
They make up everything!
She said, βWhat the hell are these?β
I said, βItβs the little things that count.β
That would mean a banana tree is a nuclear plant.
Because they take things personally.
I'm still an asshole
'Em Oceans
... but nowadays, when someone gets Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow!
I called it Nonsenseodyne.
Vulner.
Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.
That was the last straw.
The pianist.
"I won't offend it then"
I think you could hear my eyes rolling.
So I leaned in real close to it and whispered, "You're doing good, little guy. I believe in you."
Sensitive viewers are advised to avert their gays
I said to her "maybe your skin should find a safe corner"
Dad: "Hey let's go eat at that new restaurant over there"
Unsuspecting victim: "It's not new, the sign says 'Serving delicious food since 1923'"
Dad: "Yeah, that was only... dramatically looks at watch... 24 minutes ago!"
Because it sounded like a "Caw Caw Phony".
I told them "I hope that includes the tip."
Family was discussing how my brother's ex-girlfriend's grandmother is being transported to RI to be buried after passing away in Florida.
Me: Isn't it sorta weird... you know.. that there could be a dead person flying in a plane en route to Rhode Island.
Dad: No, not really. I'd say the guy she was sitting next to would be the only one a little creeped out.
It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.
Theyβre really sensitive.
I guess he has a cent sensitivity.
FYI: I thought of this joke last night at work, so to me itβs OC but I wouldnβt be surprised if someone else thought of it before me. Either way I figured Iβd share it, if someone posted it before me feel free to link it.
Seems like a sensitive topic to make a tv show out of. Think they'll address the elephant's foot in the room?
You are YOU, and nobody on this planet can change that other than yourself. So donβt let people get to you. (I say this because I get slightly bullied and also Iβm sensitive to what people think of me, but after telling myself this I no longer feel the need to stress about peopleβs thoughts about me)
Iβm a sensitive sole.
I will now take suggestions on how to be more sensitive to deaf people. I'm all ears!
My bad sense of humour got me banned from /r/pcmastterace.
I was discussing distance from monitors with another user and they replied with "just touching the monitor when I do a hitler pose." I got banned after I said I was happy to have heilped in any way that I canpf.
I should have guessed that pcmasterrace mods were very sensitive to any racist references, but I did nazi the ban coming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/79853x/50_more_for_a_1440p_monitor/dp03xd6/
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
It was a foursome... Al, Jerry and Gerry. To ease confusion, we just call the (G)Jerryβs by the first letter of their name... so Jay and Gee.
Anyways, we were playing the other day and I could tell that someone was wearing cologne. Why on a golf course? I donβt know.
Now Iβm kinda sensitive to odors and aromas and, sure enough, after a few holes, my eyes start to water and I start to sneeze.
I turn to Jay and say βI think Iβm allergic to someoneβs cologneβ
Jay responds, βHmmm, Iβm not wearing cologne, it must be Al or Geeβsβ
Sensitive teeth
Dentist: "So any new health problems I should know about?"
Me: "My gums have been pretty sensitive recently."
Dentist: "Okay, I'll try not to talk about them."
The dental assistant and I rolled our eyes and groaned at the same time, while my dentist kept laughing.
He takes things personally.
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