Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Whatβs the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I recently decided to learn sign language...
So that I can tell jokes nobody has ever heard.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My dog has learned out to use the TV remote...
All she does is paws and unpaws.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Just gonna leaf this here
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︎ Jan 11 2021
So I recently learned about AI
It's absolutely game changing
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Did you hear about the lawyer who learned on the job?
He gained all his knowledge through trials and error.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Repetition is the Mother of learning.
So who's the father?
Daddycation.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I learned lock-picking at an early age
It has opened many doors for me.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Everyone should learn sign language.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What do Father Christmas's little helpers learn at school ?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Iβve lost count of the times I forgot
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︎ Dec 26 2020
I told my teacher I learned a new word, Plentiful
She said βcongrats!β
I replied βthanks, it means a lotβ
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Itβs easy to learn brail.
You just have to get a feel for it
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︎ Dec 09 2020
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
βI play a little guitar!"
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︎ Dec 15 2020
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I just learned Meek Mill's real name.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
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︎ Nov 11 2020
If I only learned one thing from my book of clicheβs it was
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I learned my jokes from my dad, who learned them from his father before him.
You could say I was grandfathered in.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My sonβs learning about Buddhism in school, so when heβs around I make Nirvana jokes
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Iβm currently learning sign language.
I want to tell jokes that people have never heard!
(Sorry if this joke has been done, just heard it for the first time from a coworker and wanted to share.)
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a cow that has just learned to drive?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
My 6 yr old son learning math: βDad, whatβs infinity plus infinity?β
Me: βIβm not sure, what is it?β
Son: βTwo infinity...and beyond!β
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Where can you learn neuroscience in the Serengeti?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Most people told me learning sign language was a waste of time
But I find it to be a pretty handy skill
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Today i learned about foot fungus
Talk about tripping on shrooms!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why is 0=1?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
If thereβs one thing I learned over the years, its thisβ¦
When your wife starts a conversation with βCorrect me if Iβm wrongβ¦β you just smile and agree. Donβt correct her, itβs a trap.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...
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︎ Oct 14 2020
As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.
You just have to have a feel for it.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I learned something very shocking today about my mom and dad
They are both palindromes π±
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︎ Nov 23 2020
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still canβt say βpleaseβ
I think thatβs poor for four
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I recently learned sign language
Now I'll tell jokes that nobody has ever heard
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Repetition is the Mother of learning.
So who's the father?
Daddycation.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What is the first thing Santa's little helpers learn in school ?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still canβt say the word please.
Which i think is poor for four
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What is the first thing elves learn in school?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My four year old has been learning Spanish and still canβt say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
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