There was a drug dealer who had conditioned his men such that whenever the clock struck 12 at midnight, they would come to him for their daily stash.
And he was known as Pavlov Escobar.
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
If the air conditioning in your car dies, you just need some WD-40.
Just heard the latest on Tiger's condition.
He's not out of the Woods yet!
I gave the dog a bath today and the wife noticed how soft she was and asked “Did you condition her?”
So I said “yeah, I rang a bell and then fed her”
Road Signs Across The Country Are Warning Drivers Of Road Conditions
I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/conjunctivitis/
Thats a site for sore eyes
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
Why are models against air conditioning?
Because they use OnlyFans
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
I have an ant infestation in my fridge and air-conditioning units!
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Why was Marty McFly's Delorean in such good condition?
Because he only drove it from time to time.
Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..
Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.
(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)
What’s the coolest disease or condition one can die from?
Hypothermia! It’s the coolest way to go.
I'm looking to sell my Delorean. It’s in Great condition, low mileage..
Only driven from time to time!
Why is Pavlov’s hair so soft??
Because he conditioned it. 😂
Yesterday a man drove his car into a barn full of horses.
He’s listed in serious but stable condition.
how are air conditioning and computers similar?
they don't work as well if you open windows
Why are AC/DC always so hungry?
Because it’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
What do you call a survivalist with air conditioning?
I have a condition where I spontaneously and randomly tell jokes to people
My doctor assessed my condition and grimaced. 'I--uh, I give you two weeks max."
"Bad news," I said, "and my name is Tom."
What does air conditioning and a 10 year old computer have in common?
Both of them are useless when you open windows
I was diagnosed with a condition where I can't stop making airport jokes.
The doctor said it was terminal
Out air conditioning just went out, it's 81°F in the house. My dog is looking at me like...
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat...
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?
Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.
Doctors say he is in stable condition.
I work as a quality control specialist for my local toothpaste company
every tube so far has been in mint condition
What type of medical condition excites politicians?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
I call myself terms and conditions
Because y'all keep ignoring me
My Dad always told me to stand on a bottle of shampoo at job interviews...
That way I'd be 'head & shoulders' above the competition.
I hate insomnia, it's a horrible condition
I'm losing sleep over it.
On the plus side, it's only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse
Why do we need toothpaste?
Because they keep our teeth in mint condition.
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
A man was admitted to the hospital for horses in him
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