Where the heck is the ceiling?
Egg rolls
Deviled eggs
So he could Rest in Peas.
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
Making them the only animals on the planet capable of whipping their own custard
Underlay! Underlay!
Lettuce pray
At the last one
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Because my chips are so good.
I’m always checking to see if it will Everest
Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.
His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.
"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."
"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.
"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."
"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."
"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."
But sometimes, it’s really hard without her.
Duckumentary
It was having an eggsistential crisis
Kermit the log
Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle
Henopause
He wanted to be a hot dog.
The man says, “It’s not a lion it’s a giraffe”
Eggrolls
Matt
She was EGGShausted.
I start to think they're Lays-y
Scene- Frito lay guy unloading truck at the local grocery store.
Dad- walks up to the frito guy, puts his hand on his shoulder and says to him, "they only call you when the chips are down"
Frito guy- laughs all the way back to the truck
Hendurance.
They're calling them microchips.
He’s a great carpet.
He ended up getting a chip on his shoulder
Pati O’ Furniture
We still have a lot of ground to cover
As soon as a person walks in and sees this, they would know to expect good luck and fortune from the owner of the house and the whole family, but only if all of the chicks hatch and are all healthy. Every time you left a house, it was considered good luck to look at the hen, and wish it well to have all of its chicks born happy, healthy, and for the hen to live a long life. This is why they call it an egg-sit!!!
A nervous wreck
Matt...
They go through minnow-pause.
Otherwise my daughter's birthday will be a bit ruined.
My wife was not happy when I got home and told her I needed to start job hunting
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
