I started volunteering for an organization that builds housing for large sea creatures.
It's called Habitat for Huge Manatees.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
My wife won a large ceramic pot
I ordered won ton for my large family today.
2000 lbs of soup goes along way.
What did the teeny tiny blanket have over the large quilt?
My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.
There's a lot to unpack there.
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?
What do you call a large group of aliens?
What’s large, green, and can’t fly?
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
At my school, there's a large lizard that wanders the halls all day.
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
There is a religious veterinarian who has a strict rule that only one vet can work on large animals at a time
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
The Harp Exaggerated How Large It Was...
True story: During a large dinner my son said that he was addicted to the gravy
I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"
Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?
Two extraordinarily large horses were sitting at the bar having a beer. Guy walks in and says to the bartender. "Hey, what's with the Clydesdales?" Bartender says,
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
My wife said there was a large fly buzzing around our bedroom and told me to go kill it. I rolled my eyes and said she should call 911. She asked why.
I responded: So they can send the swat team.
Person in front of me ordering coffee asked "can I have a large house?"
And I said "not without a large mortgage"
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
Did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?
I fell into a large vat of curry....
Was in a korma for a month.
What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?
The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
Why can’t you trust large trees?
They’re usually the shadiest ones.
A thief broke into a guy's house, stole his stuff, killed the man, and turned him into a large cup…
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
What kind of fermented milk product do large scary monsters eat?
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
I noticed 2 large bumps on my car battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says it’s terminal.
Said in a field full of large mushrooms
"There's humungous fungus amongus!"
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
I’m not the mouth, the stomach, the small or large intestines
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night...
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