I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"
I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."
My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me "that train looks bigger than I remember"
So I say, "It's been training"
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,
I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
.....you have more bath room, but less bathroom.
I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....
But then it hit me!
My little girl shared that with me today💓
What's bigger than a Gigabit?
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
If you buy a bigger bed for you room
You get more bed room but less bedroom.
When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom
That's a very important fact I just read and wanted to share with you guys. Buying beds is a serious topic.
My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...
I said... you’ll be mist...
I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
There once was a family, the Bigger’s. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?
The son, because he was a little Bigger.
You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.
Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.
I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
Mr. Bigger held his newborn son.
Who was taller?
The baby was a little Bigger.
Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.
Now he's Bigger by a dam site.
What is it called when one butt cheek is bigger than the other?
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why are Policemen’s balls bigger than Fireman’s balls?...
‘Cos they sell more tickets.
When you get a bigger bed
39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
My pregnant wife just asked me if I think her tummy is going to get bigger for the next time she gets pregnant.
Me: "Of course it will get bigger"
Her: "Oh, why do you think that?"
Me: "Because, your body will upgrade from a queen size womb to a king size womb"
Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
I went out for a walk and saw a face mask grow bigger and bigger
Then it hit me...lesson learned
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...
Don't worry. I ducked just in time.
What's bigger than a tow truck?
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger
When you buy a bigger bathtub,
you have more bath room but less bathroom.
I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger
I wondered why the truck was getting bigger
. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I was wondering why the car was getting bigger
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?
Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
I was trying to figure out why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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