Why did the smaller dog have a better bark than the bigger dog?

Cause he was a sub woofer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RangaRedRascal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I was at the store with my wife picking out a turkey and she seemed unimpressed by the size. She asked "do they get any bigger?"

I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."

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My son and I were waiting at a train crossing. He tells me "that train looks bigger than I remember"

So I say, "It's been training"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elnateo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....

And then it hit me

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,

then it hit me

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?

A turdis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scepticgamer511
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_mike-2004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanlloyd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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When you buy a bigger bathtub....

.....you have more bath room, but less bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....

But then it hit me!

My little girl shared that with me todayπŸ’“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mqpickens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What's bigger than a Gigabit?

A Bigabit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ansionnachcliste
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.

And then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pigmandude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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When you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room but less bedroom

That's a very important fact I just read and wanted to share with you guys. Buying beds is a serious topic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FattySuperCute
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My friend joined a cult who believe that we’ll all turn to water and be evaporated into a bigger life force...

I said... you’ll be mist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

Hi Cliff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ava98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe9455426
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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There once was a family, the Bigger’s. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and a son, baby Bigger. Which one was the largest?

The son, because he was a little Bigger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HurinofLammoth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sordidnoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I wonder if talking about Freud gave him a bigger ego?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agoddamdamn
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I'm gonna need a bigger spoon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerb99meister
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What is it called when one butt cheek is bigger than the other?

Assymmetrical

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Mr. Bigger held his newborn son.

Who was taller?

The baby was a little Bigger.

Mr. Bigger went to the hydroelectric plant.

Now he's Bigger by a dam site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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When you get a bigger bed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pegacornian
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why are Policemen’s balls bigger than Fireman’s balls?...

β€˜Cos they sell more tickets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkinehh
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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My pregnant wife just asked me if I think her tummy is going to get bigger for the next time she gets pregnant.

Me: "Of course it will get bigger"

Her: "Oh, why do you think that?"

Me: "Because, your body will upgrade from a queen size womb to a king size womb"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Mario doesnt get bigger when he eats the mushroom

He's high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hanitozao123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I went out for a walk and saw a face mask grow bigger and bigger

Then it hit me...lesson learned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger...

Don't worry. I ducked just in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SHIRK2018
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What's bigger than a tow truck?

A foot truck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kori_a
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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If you buy a bigger bed for you room

You get more bed room but less bedroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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When you buy a bigger bathtub,

you have more bath room but less bathroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I couldn’t figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boggo_0
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit ne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I wondered why the truck was getting bigger

and then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yellossss
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwitch-fr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I was wondering why the car was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/submitted2me
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger’s baby?

Mr. Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillpickle330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aj10205
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soviet_Squatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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