La Z Boy Puns

I've asked my dad for a couple of changes around the house lately. After I mentioned something else today, I remarked that our family could use a suggestion box, but then said that I realized it would quickly be full of requests for La-Z-Boy recliners.

Dad replies: "But we've already got our own full-sized lazy boy!" and of course starts laughing as if he were the funniest dad ever.

My wife is making lasagne and was about to put it into the oven.

Her (to my son): "Say goodbye to the lasagne overkill_jnr!"

Me: "Say Pasta la Vista"

This got a hi 5 from my boy and a dirty look from the missus.

This used to happen every time I went to a restaurant with my dad.

Hostess:"Do you have a smoking preference?" Dad:"Marlboro."

OR

Hostess:"Do you have a seating preference?" Dad:"La-Z-boy."