A list of puns related to "Lift Chair"
Itβs driving him up the wall.
My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.
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