The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
I hit Dwayne Johnson with a magazine
Johnson&Johnson just announced that M&M will be the spokesman for their new Covid vaccine commercial...
Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
Heard they are calling that Johnson and Johnson vaccine “8 mile”
Because you only get one shot.
If Dwayne Johnson gets covid...
can he still smell what the rock is cooking?
Johnson and Johnson have announced their new vaccine
it heard its going to be called No More Tiers
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
Why does rockstar, Brian Johnson go to the US capital to cool off?
Because there's an AC in DC.
(Someone improve this joke.)
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.
You would be too if you lived under a Rock.
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
How did Dwayne Johnson’s family find out that they had Covid?
They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass
They’re hitting rock bottom...
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
I see Sky News saying this whole Boris Johnson thing is unpresidented...
don’t they mean unprimeministered ?
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
He’s officially hit Rock bottom.
Dwayne “the rock” Johnson
Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson
What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson.
But it turns out it was a Shamrock.
Picture with Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
What time did the monster eat Boris Johnson?
Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
All of you are Dwayne Johnson
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
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