My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Remember, it is ok to hug a tree...
They are all bark and no bite.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why is it ok to eat McDonald's during Ramadan?
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
An answer in a listening test was "specific background material" and a classmate asked if it was ok to just write "background material"
The teacher said it had to be specific
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but itβs ok now.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say itβs fake. You can say itβs just a placebo. You can say itβs a scam. BUT...
You canβt say itβs pointless
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Is it ok if a take a shower?
No stealing is wrong, Iβll draw you a bath instead.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Ok, I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide
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︎ May 11 2020
I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.
Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.
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︎ May 31 2020
"Ok. I'll give it my best shot"
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︎ Jan 23 2019
Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...
...I don't hold crutches.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Is it ok to take dermis from your butt and graft it onto your mate?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
It's ok to be concerned about this virus.
I mean even the Sun has 'corona-sphere'
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Its a car park but ok
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Son: Is it ok for a monk to use email?
Dad: Yes, so long as there are no Attachments.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Not the best way to phrase it but ok
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︎ May 22 2019
In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. Itβs getting so popular it has a nameβ¦
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Itβs OK to Think one race is superior
I think the 10k is by far the best race, 5ks suck
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︎ Apr 21 2019
When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
People say I have a drinking problem but it's ok I have a handle on it.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Itβs ok to ask about another manβs rod so long as heβs fishing.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Is it ok to eat salad?
It romaines unanswered...
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? Itβs ok , he woke up.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Ok guys, let me be frank. It doesnβt really matter.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Dear, It is ok to laugh when goats give birth.
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︎ Nov 11 2015
Have you heard about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? It's ok, he's all right now.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
I like to claim that the Greek Orthodox secretly run the world through its financial networksβ¦For some reason people are ok with that, try putting a different religion in there and suddenly youβre a conspiracy theorist and hate criminal
Those Catholics are real sensitive sometimes
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︎ May 22 2019
Why is it ok to wash your hair with fake poop?
Because it's just a sham poo
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︎ Jun 23 2019
My rabbit just died but it's ok
It's just some bunny that i used to know
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︎ May 29 2017
Came out backwords / at a loss for words / just one big bowl of soup / proper punctuation: the colon / man,ure on a roll / just stirring the pot / poo-lease stop / can't. IOU potty humor / Y you say that? / It's fun, butt OK - mind my P's and Q's - I'll put lid on it
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︎ Feb 05 2017
OMG it's my cake day. Ok, here goes nothing...
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︎ Jul 01 2014
When your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "American quarter horse" it's OK to keep it.
It's still foal language.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Why is it OK for an ice company to commit a fraud?
Because their assets are already frozen.
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︎ Jan 25 2017
Is it ok that I drank my expired protein shake this morning?
The worrying has really been wheying on me.
I'll see myself out.
edit: a word
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︎ Jul 21 2014
Dad's response to "Do you think it's OK to laugh at your own jokes?"
I do; I hadn't heard it before!
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︎ Nov 24 2013
OK. I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
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