SantaNav
I can't believe some people already have their decorations up!
"So, shouldn't tomorrow be Christmas Adam?"
And it's my job to talk them down.
MAY, I have a week free around christmas?
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
now it's a disapointsettia.
It's a cover version.
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
http://i.imgur.com/5l3ihob.jpg
He pasted this sign on himself while vacuuming this morning... He has a talking watch on, and is prepping his trick/extendable fork for Xmas dinner. The puns and euphemisms are flowing like water. This is his day.
She's going to love these flowers!
She opens the front door and there is a huge log on a chain contraption that can ram castle gates. Confused, she looks past the medieval device to see her boyfriend standing in the front yard surrounded by dozens of male sheep and holding two tickets to skybox seats for football in Los Angeles.
He holds his arms wide and asks, "what do you think?"
She smiles and says, "Thank you for the rams but all I want for Christmas is ewe."
I didn’t want to look a gift horse in the mouth.
There once was a Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red. One day, whilst tending to his fields, Rudolph spotted rain clouds on the horizon. He immediately dropped what he was doing and ran inside his hut to tell his wife.
"Honey, there are dark clouds on the horizon. The rains' will be here any minute" he said. She scoffed at him, "Rudolph you old fool. How could you possibly know that?" Angered by this, Rudolph turned to her and said...
"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"
couldn't wrap my head around it...
Like ripping off a Band Aid.
It's one of my favourite covers.
To which her dad responds, "Isn't it always 'present time'?"
.. It can't be returned and only comes with a one year warranty.
"... but your birthday is only once a year."
My dad must have said that a thousand times. And now that I'm a dad myself, I find myself saying it... I can't help it. It's my duty (apparently).
