No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What would you say about someone who likes automobiles, writing instruments, and forests?
That they’re in to carpentry!
What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?
If you told me you were a U-shaped stringed instrument
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?
What instrument do fishermen play?
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
What instrument do fishes play?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
A man only plays his instrument when alone
Accordion to himself, he’s great
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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