Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?

A harmonica.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If you remove all musical instruments from a church

Is it disorganised?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roku-Hanmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Which musical instrument is the most depressed?

The sigh-low-phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?

Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.

It left me baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument

but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r96340
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,

since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjustingraham
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The musical saw is the most challenging instrument

They’re always a bit sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHK1961
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?

The sue-saphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doug_The_Plug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?

The xylobone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nobody2401
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I'm not allowed within 500 yards of a musical instrument.

I'm a registered sax offender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noahmancometh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What do you call a slutty musical instrument?

A whorgan

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Are musical instruments therapeutic?

Well, accordion to science

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My ex used to hit me with musical instruments.

I didn't know she had a history of violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwchopper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What's a sheep's favorite musical instrument?

A ewekelele.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Achieving world peace is simple. Just burn all musical instruments.

Then there will finally be no violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutoCommenter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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What do you say to a German man who sneezed because his musical instrument is too small for him?

Kazoo tight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HispanicTaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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On musical instruments.

My friend, Joe plays the guitar pretty well, so I told him, "Joe, you play the guitar pretty well. Have you ever been in a banjo?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turnbull1a
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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What is the most macho musical instrument?

MANdolin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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"I've never played a musical instrument. Only the didgeridoo."

"But dad, the didgeridoo is an instrument..."

"Yes son, but it isn't musical."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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What is a politicians favorite musical instrument?

The lyre...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnoldbzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What do you call a Pokemon that plays musical instruments?

A Mew-sician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelseadaggered
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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My 12 year old just came up with this one. What's the President' s favorite musical instrument?

A Trump-et.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandman_tn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Weird Al bought his daughter a musical instrument

Its all going accordian to his plan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Did you hear about the printers that learned to play musical instruments?

They started a paper jam band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodluckpete
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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What musical instruments do Democrats hate the most?

Trumpets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AYKW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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