Help With Prom Pun

Hello everyone, I'm planning on asking someone to prom for my first time and I don't have any unique puns. She's an Indian girl and I'm from Spain, she loves "KozyShack Rice Pudding" and "Halos Mandarins"

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👤︎ u/ZarlandKun
📅︎ May 14 2018
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My friend was talking about Indian food

And she goes: "Rice is an integral ingredient in Indian cuisine"

So I answered "You really wouldn't wanna derive from it then, eh?"

The glare she gave me afterwards was priceless :)

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👤︎ u/Saphira294
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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