Indian Meal Puns

A list of puns related to "Indian Meal"

My husband started arguing about which Indian bread was the most suitable for the meal.

I told him it was a naan-issue.

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👤︎ u/Squidproquo1130
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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I visited an Indian restaurant and asked the cook how they made my meal.

He said, "It's naan of your business."

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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My friend works at an Indian restaurant. One day, he received an order for 25 meals to be delivered in an hour. An hour after he had completed delivery, the customer called to complain that a single meal wasn't spicy enough.

He forgot to curry the one.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 19 2021
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Did you hear about the women that choked to death on her meal at the Indian restaurant?...

Yeah it's not funny it was someone's Naan

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👤︎ u/RogerFrederer
📅︎ May 07 2021
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

“That’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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👤︎ u/Bullhead20
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What’s an Indian person’s favourite combo meal? Beeryani
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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.

That was a naan starter for me.

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👤︎ u/dedrityl
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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When we went out to eat at an Indian restaurant, one of my friends forgot to order flatbread with his meal.

It was a real Naan-bo.

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👤︎ u/westcoasthorus
📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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My daughter has been frightened lately, because I've been waking up nightly, screaming from a bad dream. (It's a dream in which I'm forced to eat Indian food for every meal...)

I told her it's just a recurrying nightmare.

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👤︎ u/yourbrotherrex
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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