I like writing my name in cursive.
Chalk boards are no longer being used in schools, so when the last school finally took them down to install smart boards, the teachers gathered all the writing utensils from them and had a large bon fire just outside the school. It smelled so good.
I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters
Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.
When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?
It’s a wurst case scenario.
Writing a book about a baby born in the sea...
The title is "From C-word to sea world"
I’ve got a mate writing a tell all book about life in the snow plough business.
He says it will be a very gritty read.
I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.
It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.
My friend told me "I think I overuse hyphens in my writing."
I answered "When it comes to using hyphens, just a dash will do."
If you take notes in History class are you then re-writing history?
Two men went fishing one day. They sat in the boat all day, drinking beer and trying different baits. But they caught nothing worth writing home to mom about. So at the end of the day as they were loading up their boat, the first fisherman, whom I'll call John said,
"I bet I reeled in a lot of the redditors looking for a punchline, eh?"
The other fisherman said, "yeah, the reel joke is usually in the comments!"
I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history
I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations
I told all the members of the dictionary that I was writing a script for them and they told me they were really excited to be in a film.
I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.
I'm writing a book about a man who is not interested in women's breasts.
I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.
I am writing a book about the anxious tomato in the waiting room during the birth of his first child.
It's entitled "The Tomato Paced"
“Do you enjoy writing about famous prisoners in history?”
“It has its prose and cons.”
New York MTA (subway) dad must be in control of writing for the website...
I've started writing my updates for my team's daily meetings in the form of a nineteen-line poem with two rhymes throughout, consisting of five tercets and a quatrain.
Alas, I'm not a very good poet.
In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.
In public school, we used to tell jokes during lessons by writing them on paper airplanes and flying them toward each other.
They usually went over our heads.
I've been learning Chinese (Mandarin). I told my friend I preferred writing Chinese in English letters versus the phonetic characters.
He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".
citizens of /r/dadjokes, our collective might is needed in a writing prompt in /r/writingprompts!
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2v6t3y/wp_humanity_has_developed_a_hypersensitivity_to/
We must write a wrong.
Am thinking of writing a sonnet about an Elizabethan trying to break in a new pair of buskins. May call it, "The Taming of the Shoe."
Writing your name in the snow...
Dad: I can pee and right my name in the snow.
Mom: I probably could if I tried.
Dad: .... Well mine won't footprints everywhere.
Girls writing names in the snow
Exchange between my parents last winter.
Dad: Boys are better than girls
Mom: That's not true
Dad: Boys can write their names in the snow
Mom: So can girls
Dad: (Without missing a beat) Only if her name is Dot
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