...they go to Hellvetica.
With a Rasta
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.
Go outside and ride your bike
It was a Dobie, InDesign.
Rasterix
But it was rendered useless.
I spent a good portion of my youth rolling my eyes at my father's jokes. But deep down, I loved 'em. I have a great Dad. But I'm not really the best at saying "I love you". I was reading /r/dadjokes recently and I had an idea. I should turn my Dad's favorite joke into a t-shirt. Then, on Father's Day, I could video chat with him while I wear the shirt.
I think he would love the shit out of that, you know? Like, maybe he will think "Wow, my son gets it. He actually likes my humor!"
Then I thought, I could turn a bunch of these jokes into shirts. So I did. You can see them here:
http://www.funnyshirts.org/s/dadjokes
And then I thought, man, if I could get more people to do nothing else on Father's Day but to embrace their Dad's sense of humor... that would be pretty cool. It would make a lot of Dads happy.
So I wrote the Dad Joke Manifesto:
http://dadjokemanifesto.tumblr.com/themanifesto
You don't have to use t-shirts. Just make a good joke. Employ puns. Think about your Dad's style, his favorite joke, and embrace it.
If you can dig it, then join the movement. Send me your favorite Dad Jokes. Join us on:
If nothing else, follow along for some good dad jokes.
Did you hear about the OpenGL guy who dropped his pen under his desk?
He was Phong-Blinn around for it
(Context: Phong-Blinn is a shading model used in OpenGL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinn%E2%80%93Phong_shading_model)
Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.
The plot line was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
I was player 4, here is a shot of the glitch: Screenshot.
They started laughing hysterically, I said "it is snot funny". The laughter stopped and they all started groaning in unison.
because it's sans sheriff
But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why did the mathematician get in trouble for showing graph paper to young children.
It was graphic content
A graphic designer.
8 GB ram, i7 processor, Nvidia graphics and 14 inch screen comes in real handy.
it was pretty graphic
While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!
Hi punterific people!
I'm a YouTuber that loves puns and use puns regularly in my videos when I play games. I'm having some new graphics donr for my channel and I want to change my 'saying' to reflect the punny part of... Well.. Me :)
The new art depicts my avatar (Game kNight) weilding a shield and a flail - and I want the saying to reflect something in that regard. I persistently play games to win (as if anyone did otherwise) and don't like failing (like most other gamers?);
Thoughts up until now: Flailure is not an option - for me! (but for the enemies I face is implied) Flailing is an option (because facing me will get you flailed) I will not flail you!
Hope you can help me out!
http://imgur.com/gallery/CsGOe
It's full of graphic sax and violins.
I had this dream, I was at my Grandparent's house, and my grandfather was doing some sort of hand surgery on me, my bones were all showing and he was taking out some calcified tissue that was stuck to my bones. It was pretty weird and very graphic.
My coworker says "Wow, that's so weird! Does he do something like that for a living?"
I say, "Well no, he isn't a surgeon, but he is quite the handy man!"
My dad decided classic nursery rhymes are too graphic for today's youth. So he told my two year old daughter:
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
And his winter wasn't half bad either.
It was very graphic!
No major spoilers, but there's a scene where a character stabs someone in the back of the head with his sword, pretty graphic. In the scene, you watch the sword being pulled out slowly.
Me: "Wow... that was nuts."
Wife: "Yeah..."
Me: "That seemed to take awhile."
Wife: " Yep."
Me: "It was kinda... drawn out.."
I'm a graphic designer. Client "how much field work do you have?" Me "none. I prefer doing work at my desk."
she was in her graphics class and her teacher, mr. sleight, walked by with a ladder. she asked him what he was doing and he replied "getting high."
she then texts me and complains about his incessant dadjoking. I tell her "darling, you're dating me. you're going to have to realize that dadjokes will not be only a sleight thing in your life."
she was disappointed.
backstory: My friend's graphics card wasn't working and he's had enough of his games crashing.
Him: That's it. I'm going to reinstall Windows.
Me: Don't break a pane now y'hear.
I'm 20, and until recently, single.
Me: I recently had a friend arrested for drawing pictures of drugs
Friend: (confused look)
Me: Yeah, he was arrested for drug graphic-ing
How about a graphical meme for a change?
I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!
