I like writing my name in cursive.

It’s my signature move.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I've been stuck in lock down so long I've started writing myself letters

Dear, me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFr1nk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?

It’s a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Writing a book about a baby born in the sea...

The title is "From C-word to sea world"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unholypigeon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I’ve got a mate writing a tell all book about life in the snow plough business.

He says it will be a very gritty read.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mulletboiiii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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My friend told me "I think I overuse hyphens in my writing."

I answered "When it comes to using hyphens, just a dash will do."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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If you take notes in History class are you then re-writing history?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karlinsven
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I'm writing a book based off quotations from the best-selling authors in history

I'm calling it Crazy Rich Citations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I told all the members of the dictionary that I was writing a script for them and they told me they were really excited to be in a film.

I don't have the guts to break to them that it was all for a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Genoci4aL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I'm writing a book about a man who is not interested in women's breasts.

It's Un-tit-led.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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I am writing a book about the anxious tomato in the waiting room during the birth of his first child.

It's entitled "The Tomato Paced"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mewlingquimlover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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β€œDo you enjoy writing about famous prisoners in history?”

β€œIt has its prose and cons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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New York MTA (subway) dad must be in control of writing for the website...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tess_niedermeyer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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I've started writing my updates for my team's daily meetings in the form of a nineteen-line poem with two rhymes throughout, consisting of five tercets and a quatrain.

Alas, I'm not a very good poet.

In fact, my manager told me he's never seen such a wretched scribe of scrum and villanelle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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In public school, we used to tell jokes during lessons by writing them on paper airplanes and flying them toward each other.

They usually went over our heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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I've been learning Chinese (Mandarin). I told my friend I preferred writing Chinese in English letters versus the phonetic characters.

He said, "Well, that's your Pinyin".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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citizens of /r/dadjokes, our collective might is needed in a writing prompt in /r/writingprompts!

http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2v6t3y/wp_humanity_has_developed_a_hypersensitivity_to/

We must write a wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trollsofalabama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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Am thinking of writing a sonnet about an Elizabethan trying to break in a new pair of buskins. May call it, "The Taming of the Shoe."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchGoodwin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2012
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Writing your name in the snow...

Dad: I can pee and right my name in the snow.

Mom: I probably could if I tried.

Dad: .... Well mine won't footprints everywhere.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Girls writing names in the snow

Exchange between my parents last winter.

Dad: Boys are better than girls

Mom: That's not true

Dad: Boys can write their names in the snow

Mom: So can girls

Dad: (Without missing a beat) Only if her name is Dot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirmartin1st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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