...could be pro-limb-attic!
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
"Son, violins is not the answer".
Damn! Wrong sub again!
“No U”
I’ll see myself out.
.... I've started, so I'll finish.
She said "who in their right mind would name their kid Spartacus?"
My dad said "not a very bright spart"
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
"Stop mass debating".
Geometry
If you got divorced because of a broccoli argument (long story) and a month after the divorce you notice your ex in the supermarket, and she has a produce bag full of broccoli crowns in her shopping cart, and you sneak up while she's not looking and swap the bag of crowns for a bag of stalks, can you be charged with stalking?
"How do they make Budweiser?" "Well, Budweiser is made partly from rice and uses forced carbonation, whereas most craft beer is made from barley and the carbonation comes from bottle conditioning." "No. They send him to school."
You're sharp.
Hebrews.
I replied "Then stop it..."
and i didn't know the anther!
"What did Washington say to his men before they crossed the Deleware?" "What dad?" "Get in the boat, men!"
Me: What's up? Dad: Up is an animated film about an old man, a boyscout knockoff, and a talking dog that try and save a rainbow bird named Kevin.
Kid: Is "nueve" ten?
Me: Nein.
Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."
Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"
Me: "No, what?"
Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)
Guide: (confused) "De nada..."
My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.
I was the only one who laughed...
