In Attic Puns

A list of puns related to "In Attic"

I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/xholdsteadyx
📅︎ May 13 2021
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A Light in the Attic? vm.tiktok.com/ZMd4ogkx3/
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👤︎ u/OnshorePark4336
📅︎ Jul 12 2021
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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👤︎ u/joelthomastr
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.

He has lofty ambitions.

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👤︎ u/ryanooooo
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic

The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling

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👤︎ u/MLaBolle
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...

I discovered the floor plans!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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I’ve started making small boats in my attic...

Sails are through the roof.

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👤︎ u/mpdehnel
📅︎ May 25 2020
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My friend found an old box of Altoids in his attic, and he is selling it for $200.

It was worth more in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 29 2020
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...

Sails are through the roof!

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👤︎ u/void_burglar
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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I started a boat-building business in my attic ...

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

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👤︎ u/some_lerker
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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Me: Dad I have bats in my attic

Dad: baseball or softball?

Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.

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👤︎ u/crisp-high-five
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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My buddy recently opened a boat-building workshop in his attic.

Sails are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/kyle_is_okay
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit

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👤︎ u/CarterLawler
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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Why would a DJ install a greenhouse in their attic?

To keep rays in the roof

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Started a boat building business in my attic.

The sales are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/weealrfc
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I started a boating business in my attic..

Sails are through the roof.

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👤︎ u/GigaMike123
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I started a business building Yachts in my attic

Sails are through the roof.

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👤︎ u/mallander
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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I've started a business making boats in my attic...

Sails are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/Dcsco
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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I just started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are already through the roof.

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👤︎ u/DadJoker1988
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic

Sales are through the roof

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👤︎ u/Jthornborrow21
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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I started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I've started a small business building boats in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/jebpeter
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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I started a ship building business in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!

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👤︎ u/SimonDanziger
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I recently opened a yacht business in my attic

Sails are through the roof!

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👤︎ u/Lordranch
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I started a boat-building business in my attic.

Now sails are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I've started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are going through the roof.

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👤︎ u/jwhiteboy
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year

The sails are going through the roof

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👤︎ u/akjohnston87
📅︎ Dec 25 2016
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