You fill it with quicksand.
They're a complete waist of time
Now I'm just wondering - where'd my Glasgow?
He said, "Trickle treat!"
So I can continue to spend time with my family
So when it's low, you're running out of thyme.
But recently I’ve been bringing in model airplanes so I can make the hourglasses passengers and watch time fly.
It was a waist of time.
So yesterday My father, Little brother, and I were all eating dinner. We were having random sausages that I cooked up.
Me: "You okay?"
Dad: "I'm fine it's just a little hot."
Me: "Yeah, hot links and flaming hot Cheetos will do that to you."
Dad: "And a hot soda."
Me: "Dad that soda isn't anywhere close to being hot."
Dad: Bends can to give it an hourglass shape "There, now its hot."
Me and Little Brother: heavy sighs