Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
I told my boss to pay me higher.
He gave me my payslip after smoking a blunt.
My teacher told me to begin studying things with a pH higher than 7.
She always tells me to start with the basic stuff.
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
Did you know that the Average African Leopard can jump higher than a stop sign?
This is because as far as I know stop signs can’t jump.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
The steaks have never been higher
The steaks have never been higher.
What animal jumps higher than a building?
All animals. Because buildings don't jump.
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building can’t jump.
(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
Upon seeing the Wright brothers fly their aircraft higher and higher,
The newspaper reporter stated "isn't that a sight for soar eyes!"
Son: Dad, can kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Dad: Of course, son. Houses cannot jump.
Why are some people so surprised when I tell them I can jump higher than a skyscraper?
Everyone knows skyscrapers can't jump.
She is trying to connect to a higher power.
I can jump higher than a house
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Can you jump higher than a house?
Of course you can! Houses can’t jump!
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
Yesterday I jumped higher than a house
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Who can jump higher than a mountain?
Everybody. Mountains can't jump.
Did you know the average mountain antelope can jump higher than a house?
This is mainly due to it's incredibly strong hind legs and the fact houses can't jump.
What athlete can jump higher than a building
Everyone can buildings cant jump
there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.
this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.
What can jump higher than a mountain?
Anyone. Mountains can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What animal can jump higher than a mountain?
All of them, mountains can't jump.
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