I don't think it's any faster
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What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse
Because it has 2 horse power
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
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︎ Mar 31 2021
They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent
A rising Tide lifts all boats
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︎ Mar 30 2021
The barman says, βSorry, we donβt serve faster-than-light particles in here.β
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?
Modern historians call it balderdash.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?
Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.
So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I told my dad I could run faster than his car he replied how? I said
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?
This is mainly because lightning can't run
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses
They have double the horsepower
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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︎ Sep 10 2020
You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.
But they're actually a bit more sluggish.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
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︎ Sep 08 2020
A person that works faster than expected always has extra time on their hands.
The same is true for clocks.
(PSA: Remember to correct yours tonight, as applicable.)
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why are French snails faster than American ones?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What makes cars look faster?
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︎ Mar 02 2019
What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Marry her faster
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︎ Apr 07 2018
I need to cook faster.
Iβm running out of thyme
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why does an ovum-dealing hymentoptera make things faster?
Because it's an egg-seller ant
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︎ May 24 2020
My church can move faster than light
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?
Cat litter's more common.
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︎ May 11 2020
How do you make an hourglass you faster?
You fill it with quicksand.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Which one runs faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot, because anyone can catch a cold.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Whatβs fasterβhot or cold?
Hot is, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs Faster Than a Calculator
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Which is faster hot or cold ?
Hot !! As you can catch cold !
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What is faster, something hot or cold?
Of course itβs the hot one, you can always catch a cold
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Whatβs faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What is faster, Hot or Cold ?
Hot, you can catch a cold
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Whatβs faster, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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