I don't think it's any faster
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToastyZ71
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yellowlemonie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gunny_McShoot
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A pregnant mare can run faster than a horse

Because it has 2 horse power

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c0bu_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2021
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I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.

It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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They could've cleared that ship from the Suez Canal much faster, if they just would've filled the waterway with detergent

A rising Tide lifts all boats

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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The barman says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?

Modern historians call it balderdash.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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Why is a pregnant horse faster than a regular horse?

Because the pregnant one has two horsepower.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/all_joking_aside
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2020
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A shark can swim faster than me, but I reckon I can run faster than a shark.

So, if it was a Triathlon, it would come down to, which one of us was better at riding a bike....Right!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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I told my dad I could run faster than his car he replied how? I said

A car cant run it drives

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hissingsounds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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Did you know The Flash can run faster than lightning?

This is mainly because lightning can't run

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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I learned pregnant horses are faster than other female horses

They have double the horsepower

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stoutlikethebeer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StoppingMusic21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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You'd think snails would be faster without their shells.

But they're actually a bit more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03 2020
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yadnivek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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A person that works faster than expected always has extra time on their hands.

The same is true for clocks.

(PSA: Remember to correct yours tonight, as applicable.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrBELDING69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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Why are French snails faster than American ones?

L’ess cargo.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?

Because it is two-tired

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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What makes cars look faster?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhyThMiiic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?

A hurricane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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Marry her faster
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RobMash11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2018
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I need to cook faster.

I’m running out of thyme

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yurastupidbitch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2020
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Why does an ovum-dealing hymentoptera make things faster?

Because it's an egg-seller ant

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ze_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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My church can move faster than light

It has no mass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_a_homan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?

Cat litter's more common.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spooninacerealbowl
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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How do you make an hourglass you faster?

You fill it with quicksand.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chaisz3r0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mewmewgoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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Which one runs faster? Hot or Cold?

Hot, because anyone can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaxiCato62
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2021
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LastLeave8770
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2021
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2021
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcunow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/medfunguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-sooner!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FacePaulMute
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2021
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What’s fasterβ€”hot or cold?

Hot is, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decentname99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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What works faster than a calculator?

A calcu-now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kikosmo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2021
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What’s Faster Than a Calculator

A Calcu-Now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/djendb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2021
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Which is faster hot or cold ?

Hot !! As you can catch cold !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gp_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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What is faster, something hot or cold?

Of course it’s the hot one, you can always catch a cold

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mxrxx_ag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2020
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trispir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2019
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What’s faster, cold or hot?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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What is faster, Hot or Cold ?

Hot, you can catch a cold

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10 2020
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What’s faster, cold or hot?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2019
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I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hughdman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2018
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Light travels faster than sound.

That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LopsidedVader
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