I broke my leg and the doctor told me to keep my leg elevated.
So I took a trip to Mount Everest
Elevator puns...
... good on so many levels 🕺🏻
I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!
UPDATE: Thank you so much for all the upvotes and amazing responses, fellow Dad Joke lovers.
You make the world a happier place! 🤩
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits
I really don't like good elevators.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
Why did the master distiller put an elevator in the warehouse?
Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,
I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."
Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess..we are raised differently.
I asked my friend how he’s finding work as an elevator attendant
He says it has it ups and downs.
Why shouldn’t you fart on elevators?
It’s wrong on so many levels.
I don't trust elevators.
I'll have to take careful steps to avoid them.
The elevator at work was broken so I took the stairs...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now no one can get down.
Life is tough being an elevator repair technician.
What’s it called when you put a cow in an elevator?
Farting in a packed elevator...
It's wrong on so many levels.
I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
When the elevator doors opened for me to enter, everyone was asleep inside...
Must be that Ambien music that they play
Why would you never murder on an elevator?
Because it's wrong on so many levels
Get it? Because...elevators..
I recently got a job as an elevator operator
It has its ups and downs.
Did read the book about the elevator?
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
I'm really really scared of elevators...
...so I take steps to avoid them.
My first time on an elevator was very uplifting
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
What do you call a malfunctioning grain elevator?
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
I prefer escalators but my wife prefers elevators...
I think it’s because we were raised differently
I failed a math test on an elevator.
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on many levels.
Have sex in an elevator
is wrong on so many levels
I have a horrific fear of elevators
I’ve started taking steps to avoid them
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
I’m deathly afraid of elevators
So I take steps to avoid them
I hate elevators
I will start taking steps to avoid them
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels
Farting in elevators...
...is wrong on so many levels.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on any levels:)
I am afraid of elevators
Which is why I take steps to avoid them
Why do ghosts like to use elevators?
Because it lifts up their spirits
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
I have a fear of elevators
But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.
I have a fear of elevators,
So I've taken steps to avoid them.
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
I once farted on an elevator
It was wrong on so many levels.
I don't trust elevators
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
Elevators terrify me
I'm taking steps to avoid them
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