My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?
A hammer.
I started noticing how much stronger governments and regulations have become lately
But Orwell…
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Monday is a week day.
There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...
except for a hand gun.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Except for a grizzly bear. That always kills you.
What does a blind person take to look stronger?
Stare roids
From my 7yo: “What is stronger than tape?”
“More tape.”
When we last met he was but the student now he is the master.
- Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? - Yes. Will Smith will smith Will Smith. - Your will may get stronger if you watch "Pursuit of Happiness"
If my eyeglasses were just a little bit stronger
I would enter them in a weightlifting competition.
I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...
Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."
Saturdays and Sundays are stronger days
Because the rest are week days
Beware: dad powers get stronger on father's day.
Me: Happy father's day!
Dad: Happy SON-day
I read earlier that the zoo was installing an exercise equipment addition to the marine mammal exhibit to help make the animals stronger.
They're going to have a bunch of flex seals on their hands.
I never drink anything stronger than pop...
But Pop would drink just about anything
My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.
I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.
Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday was a WeakDay.
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weakday
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weekday...
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
Except muscle atrophy
