49 Hilarious Hershey's Kissables Puns

Hershey Kissables. I know these are the same thing as the candy-coated Easter eggs, but I miss them. They were a candy dish staple in my house growing up.

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👤︎ u/multiplesmiles

📅︎ Sep 09 2021

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Hershey Kissables

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👤︎ u/welkyy

📅︎ Mar 10 2021

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Hershey's Kissables. One of my favorite candies that I really wish would come back

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👤︎ u/GrazedByMyMeatloaf

📅︎ Feb 06 2021

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Hershey’s Kissables

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👤︎ u/Harvickfan4Life

📅︎ Jul 22 2020

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Hershey's Kissables!

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👤︎ u/Ghost-World

📅︎ Mar 24 2020

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Hershey's kissables... Like M&Ms but better!

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👤︎ u/InTheFlesh42

📅︎ Aug 26 2020

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Hershey's Kissables

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👤︎ u/testuser1500

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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Harvick 2006 Busch (Xfinity) Series Hershey's Kissables scheme. Another favorite in my personal collection.

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👤︎ u/BoxesFullOfLemons

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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Does anyone remember Hershey's Kissables?

Little crunchy candy-coated kisses. I enjoyed them more than M&Ms.

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👤︎ u/torystory

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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Hershey’s Kissables

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👤︎ u/ibaconjesus

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Hershey's Kissables

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👤︎ u/MargaretThatchersVag

📅︎ Aug 01 2017

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Hershey’s kissables were to die for

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👤︎ u/ajpalkia

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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Hershey's Kissables

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👤︎ u/AeonThoth

📅︎ Jul 23 2017

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2006 Kevin Harvick Hershey Kissables Monte Carlo SS

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👤︎ u/racer_86

📅︎ May 04 2018

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Hershey Kissables were delicious. They were better than M&Ms!

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👤︎ u/Nardwuarr

📅︎ Oct 29 2014

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TIL in 2008, due to production changes, Hershey's could no longer label Kissables, Krackel, Milk Duds, Mr. Goodbar's, and Whatchamacallit's "chocolate." usatoday30.usatoday.com/m…

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👤︎ u/chickenbull

📅︎ Jan 22 2014

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Hershey's Kissables. I miss these so much. imgur.com/1K8ToR3

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👤︎ u/veedawgydawg

📅︎ Jun 21 2017

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MFW kids born in 2007 are 11 years old now,2008 was a decade ago,Hershey's Kissables have been off the market for 9 years,and That all those preppy and emo cool girls who you saw at the mall are grown ass adults now who probably have kids

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👤︎ u/TheCryingEmoji

📅︎ Oct 09 2018

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Hershey's Kissables - Basically larger-sized versions of the candy-coated chocolate chips in Cosmic Brownies. Enjoyed eating this during my teen years. youtube.com/watch?v=V1LrI…

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👤︎ u/ToffeeFever

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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Hershey's "Kissables" No Longer Legally Considered "Milk Chocolate"? consumerist.com/5034753/h…

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👤︎ u/qgyh2

📅︎ Aug 08 2008

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor

📅︎ Jan 02 2022

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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Geddit? No? Only me?

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👤︎ u/shampy311

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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E or ß?

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👤︎ u/Amazekam

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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No spoilers

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👤︎ u/Onfour

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Spi__

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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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Covid problems

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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou

📅︎ Jan 12 2022

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves

📅︎ Dec 27 2021

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The Ancient Romans II

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👤︎ u/mordrathe

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec

📅︎ Jan 01 2022

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo

📅︎ Jan 01 2022

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School Was Clothed

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👤︎ u/Kennydoe

📅︎ Jan 08 2022

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Baka!

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👤︎ u/ridi86

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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Couch potato

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👤︎ u/Trick_Possibility_93

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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concrete 🗿

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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520

📅︎ Jan 07 2022

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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👤︎ u/beef_fried_rice

📅︎ Dec 25 2021

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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👤︎ u/hangryman23

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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👤︎ u/hootanahalf

📅︎ Jan 09 2022

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That’s Michelle

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👤︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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👤︎ u/DonStimpo

📅︎ Dec 31 2021

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is Isn't

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👤︎ u/mordrathe

📅︎ Jan 11 2022

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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👤︎ u/4fuchssake

📅︎ Jan 05 2022

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Discontinued candies

There were a lot of goodies that were unfortunately discontinued. What are some of your favorites that you wished were back? For me, yogos. I remember how popular those were and I would put them in my lunchbox. Also, hershey's kissables.

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👤︎ u/Galaxygirl181

📅︎ Jun 23 2021

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

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👤︎ u/javacafe

📅︎ Jan 10 2022

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