My herd of cows got loose and wandered into a field of Marijuana
The stakes have never been so high
German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?
The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless...
How does a farmer count his herd?
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.
It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?
Herd a good one on fb today
What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?
I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
I’ve just been attacked by a herd of cows.
I’m ok, but I’ve been badly grazed.
I was walking with about 100 cows from one ranch to another and I had to pass through a vineyard so
I herded through the grapevine
How do you make Holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough in Texas today, a herd of cows suddenly burst into flames.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
I have a cow joke for all of you...
You probably haven’t herd of it.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?
There was mootual destruction
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
If they launched a lot of cattle into orbit.
It would be the herd shot ’round the world.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a angry cow?
you get two animals in a baaaaaaaad moooooooood
Edit: Thank u for the gold, kind stranger
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
I'm a border collie. My master says that my main purpose is to gather sheep for him.
That's what I herd, anyway.
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
What do you call a herd of rampaging mailmen?
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep...
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
I asked my sheepdog how many sheep we had, he said 40.
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says “Hey look! A whole flock of cows!” My uncle corrects him: “Herd of cows...”
Dad: “Of course I’ve heard of cows! Look! They’re all over the damn place!”
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
How did the blind sheepherder know where their sheep were?
I never take my herding dog into the theatre, but tonight my children are performing.
So I might let my coliseum.
My mom was telling a sweet story about how a herd of elephants we're keeping a deceased calf with them on their Journey
Without missing a beat my dad goes "Why didn't they just keep him in the trunk.
I'm still laughing like a drunken seal.
Space X is planning to send a bunch of cattle into orbit.
It will be the herd shot 'round the world.
Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
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