My girlfriend is a vegetarian and I have never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Did you hear about the bunch of Serengeti herbivores that no longer allowed lions to attack them unless a weak member needed removed?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Thereβs a new drama featuring herbivore doctors...
Itβs called Graze Anatomy
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What did the plant say to the herbivore?
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︎ Aug 23 2018
This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but i've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Oct 05 2017
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I met one of my wife's new vegan friends. Then I froze....
Oh shit! I've slept with herbivore!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I became a vegetarian
Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but Iβd never met herbivore.
So I said lettuce eat.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
A Vegetarian Claimed to be my Girlfriend
Which is strange because I'd never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My wife says sheβs got a friend that only eats vegetables.
Not sure if itβs true, I havenβt met herbivore.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Very few people know about the first ever female vegan
Nobody has heard of herbivore
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︎ May 11 2020
A vegetarian girl walked up to me and claimed we met before ...
I'm sure I never met herbivore
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︎ May 29 2019
These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...
"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Did I ever tell you about the girl that only ate plants?
I can't believe I never mentioned herbivore.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I was talking to a lady this morning who said she recognised me from 'Vegan Club'
but I'm pretty certain I'd never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables
But I'm sure you've herbivore
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What did the dinosaur say to the human?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Want to meet vegetarian strangers online?
Try NeverMetHerbivore.com
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︎ Oct 14 2019
This lady just walked up to me, asked if I remembered meeting her and oddly she commented on being a vegetarian.
I'm sure I never met herbivore.
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︎ May 30 2019
What does a dinosaur say when another one starts eating from the same tree?
Hey, I was herbivore you.
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︎ Aug 01 2019
This girl said she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club but Iβve never met herbivore.
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︎ May 03 2018
My daughter really changed a lot after becoming a vegan.
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore.
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︎ May 18 2020
A girl just approached me and said she knew me from vegan club
But i swear ive never seen herbivore
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︎ Oct 04 2020
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants...
But youβve probably never heard of herbivore
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
My wife changed a lot since becoming a vegan..
It's like I've never seen herbivore
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︎ Jun 28 2020
My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
There's a vegan girl over there
Are you sure you haven't met herbivore?
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︎ May 25 2020
I want to tell you all about this girl who only eats plants...
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ May 01 2020
I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.
But I never met herbivore.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
There is a lady who lives down the street from me who only eats plants.
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me
But I've never met herbivore
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︎ Jan 16 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian resturaunt.
I was a bit confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Did I tell you about the girl who only eats plants?
You've probably never heard of herbivore
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︎ Jan 15 2020
A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.
He had never met herbivore.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
My wife has completely changed since she went vegan
Itβs like Iβve never seen herbivore
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︎ Aug 27 2019
My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan
It's like I had never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 26 2018
My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian
It's like i've never seen herbivore
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︎ Jul 24 2019
A woman came up to me and said she had met me before at the vegetarian gathering
I had never met herbivore
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︎ Aug 22 2019
A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused, because I've never met herbivore.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My girlfriend changed a lot since she became vegan
It's like I have never seen herbivore
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︎ Nov 18 2018
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.
I was a bit confused
I had never met herbivore
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club.
However Iβm sure Iβve never met herbivore.
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︎ Aug 09 2016
My girlfriend really changed after she became a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
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︎ Jan 30 2018
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