The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
People who live on a farm have the best built legs
That's probably because of all the calf raises they do all the time.
Which beverage is the best, when you have COVID?
I have the best prostrate doctor.
Every time he examines me, he puts both hands on my shoulders to comfort me.
What's the best month to have a parade?
I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, “why is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
Remember this. The best pun i have ever seen.
Why does china have the best baseball team?
Because it took out half the world with one bat
Orions belt does not have the best reviews in the universe...
...cause it only has a three star rating!
Why do prodigies have the best teeth?
Because of their phenom enamel.
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
I have the best skin care routine
It’s not good enough to bring you to tears, but it’ll certainly moisturize.
Reddit comments always have the best puns
Where is the best place to work if you only have one leg?
What is the best way to have a well-rounded diet?
Why do flies have the best lives?
My best in the moment pun i have ever had
In the gym today, guy is having to get his lock cut off because he lost his key. Joke around with guy for a bit because i have done the same.
As he is walking away....
Him: "you have a good day man"
Me: "you too, better lock next time"
I hear him groan, look to the guy next to me with a dumbass smile on my face and he rolled his eyes. Hahaha
Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
What kind of ghosts have the best hearing?
Explains why people don’t have the best aim
Why does Nothern Finland have the best summer parties?
Because their summer nights are lit
I will have to live with the fact that I will never hear the best pun
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?
I just went rockclimbing and it's the best thing i have ever done!
I guess its all downhill from here.
Farmers have a hard time being the best because all of them are out standing in their fields
The best music playing devices have wires.
Wireless devices often sound chord-less.
Turtles have always been the best teachers
But I have the best puns around here
When’s the best time of day to have pie?
The best actors have a good sense of direction
Me and my son have were fighting over which is the best vowel...
Which insects have the best memories?
Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? "
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The best jokes are the ones you dont have to finish to make people lau-
If you want to get the best Pokémon, you have to try to sneeze as perfectly as possible.
It's ideal to get Peak Achoo.
So the morgue nearby claims to have the best facilities to take care of corpses after they're dead...
They must be right, as everybody is dying to get there.
Microsoft's search engine is the best one for adult entertainment (porn). But after I used it, I cleared my browser history. I might have a disorder, because...
You would think the best place to have an "Accident Free" sign would be...
...at an auto repair shop. XD
I don't have the best ceiling in the world
Turtles have always been the best teachers
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