What do you call 2 guys hanging on your wall?
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︎ Mar 28 2023
What do you call two guys hanging out by your window?
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︎ Apr 26 2023
I don't hang out with the yoga crowd anymore
They're all a bunch of posers.
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︎ Apr 02 2023
I'm hanging the laundry
It's been sentenced to dry.
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︎ Apr 21 2023
Where do Rastafarian Muslims hang out?
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︎ Apr 25 2023
For the science fair, I taught a colony of bees addition, but they never got the hang of subtraction.
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︎ Apr 18 2023
In the 80's and 90's, I was so addicted to rap that I would hang posters of my favorite artists all over my room. One day, I was ready hang yet another one. I marked the perfect spot on the wall, picked up a nail, and then thought to myself... stop.
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︎ Feb 05 2023
I used to hang out with a sentient mushroom.
Because he was a funguy. We called him Gus good old fun gus. However,we did not play games with him he was a spore loser.
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︎ Apr 14 2023
Dad, can I borrow your studfinder to bring to work tomorrow, we need to hang a shelf.
Me: "Sure. But you'll have to check your mother's calendar to see if she's free."
Blank stare.
I stare back. Then she gets it. Epic eye roll. (Dad wins again with a classic).
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︎ Mar 08 2023
Why do ghosts hang out at bars ?
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︎ Mar 02 2023
Back in the old western days, cowboys used to hang a light from their saddle at night to help them find their way home.
This was early saddle light navigation.
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︎ Jan 07 2023
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who you don't leave hanging, and
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︎ Jan 09 2023
There were two fish hanging out in a tank. Then one asks the other fishβ¦
βHow do you drive this?β
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︎ Mar 08 2023
What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
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︎ Apr 29 2023
Anyone know where a guy can find someone to hang out with, maybe have a few beers with, talk to, and kinda just enjoy spending time with?
Asking for a friend.
glad to r/woosh half of the comments section π
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︎ Sep 27 2022
So Spider-Man and Silver Surfer decided to hang out together
Yeah, I think they surfed the web together
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︎ Mar 19 2023
Are you telling me the place all the homies hang out ainβt called the G-spot?
Canβt seem to find it anyways π€
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︎ Jan 03 2023
This morning I was hanging up a lamp when my wife walked in and stated it was not straight.
Sorry, did I askew something ?
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︎ Mar 05 2023
Know any good rope jokes?
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︎ Apr 30 2023
How did the hang gliding Australian bear get into the Olympics?
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︎ Mar 12 2023
what kind of car did jesus drive?
a christ-ler
(i made that one up myself lol)
edit: i think i made it up myself π
edit 2: i didnt make it up π€£
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︎ Apr 02 2023
What do you call two guys, without arms and legs, hanging out near a window?
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︎ Mar 03 2023
How do universes laugh when they hang out with each other?
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︎ Mar 13 2023
Did you hear about the monk who enjoys bungee jumping, sky diving, and hang gliding?
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︎ Jan 26 2023
Have you heard about the guy who used to star in action movies, but nowadays he just eats garbage and hangs out by the beach?
His name is Steven Seagull.
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︎ Dec 27 2022
Never ask an archaeologist about the Hanging Gardens.
He'll just Babylon for hours about it.
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︎ Jan 02 2023
When the ex-President's treason trial ended with a death by hanging sentence, what did he really begin to pray for?
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︎ Jun 16 2022
Why is it awkward to hang around with one-armed people unless you are one?
Second-hand embarrassment.
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︎ Jan 31 2023
I applied for a job where I'll be hanging mirrors
It's something I can see myself doing
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︎ Dec 14 2022
In the Old West, cowboys used to hang lanterns on the side of their horses to see at night.
Yeah. It was the first form of saddle-light navigation.
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︎ Oct 18 2022
where do french cows like to hang out ?
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︎ Jan 25 2023
I broke a nail.
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︎ Mar 28 2023
What do vampires do after a hard week at work?
They crack open a boy with the cold ones
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︎ Apr 03 2023
Orion's belt
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︎ Mar 28 2023
What do you call two guys hanging above your window?
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︎ Jan 17 2023
What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
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︎ Feb 14 2023
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on a bathroom wall?
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︎ Feb 18 2023
What do you call a couple of dudes hanging out by the window?
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︎ Jan 31 2023
Cowboys in the old west used to hang lanterns on their saddles at night to help them find their way home.
This was an early form of saddle light navigation.
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︎ Jan 19 2023
Just happened: 18yo daughter: "Dad, can I borrow your studfinder to bring to work tomorrow, we need to hang a shelf."
Me: "Sure. But you'll have to check your mother's calendar to see if she's free."
Blank stare.
I stare back. Then she gets it. Epic eye roll. (Dad wins again with a classic).
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︎ May 10 2022
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
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︎ Sep 24 2022
What do you call two guys hanging around your window?
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︎ Dec 14 2022
I applied for a job hanging mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
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