A list of puns related to "Strangulation"
I was joking that my probable cause of death was going to be strangulation by my fiance from excessive dad jokes. This was her reply to it, so I had to do it. When they find my body, tell them it was suicide :P
Her: Come hear so I can strangle you
Me: [ear emoji] Ear you go
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