After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why do teenagers hang out in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

Because they just can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom

That is a big red flag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atom644
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.

It’s created a real division in our home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?

On an Γ‰ire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Witherkay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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In Australia they prank call old people and just say OK boomer and hang up. It’s getting so popular it has a name…

Boomer rang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.

I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why do leaves hang low in the mornings?

because of all of their dews and responsibilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Do they call them Clif bars because they help you hang in there?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scuffling
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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This is a poster that hangs in my college level chemistry lab imgur.com/ntySpF0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/compasrc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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What do you call a seagull that hangs out in San Francisco?

A bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4licks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?

Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondonodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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Where's Narcissus' favourite place to hang out in the grocery store?

The self-checkout!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h1ppophagist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2012
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Nobody hangs in Hell

Because it's run by Looseifur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N00b_Ops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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If you ever get cold, just go hang out in a corner...

They are usually 90 degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vid3ogame
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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Mom was in the living room hammering a nail in the wall to hang a frame...

...and she says "I think I hit a stud."

My dad yells out from the kitchen "That's funny, I didn't feel anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaden_____Smith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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What kind of spice hangs around in a courtroom?

A BAY LEAF!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeballshurt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiaTheDuckling
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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How come white girls only hang out in odd numbers?

Because THEY CAN'T EVEN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rononeal1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love_Indubitably
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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