Multiple dogs escaped their handlers

Police are chasing some leads now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SN4AK3E
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliottcrawford69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I changed my password to β€œCareful Baggage Handler” for my login account.

It said it is supposed to be case sensitive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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After a lengthy court battle with British Airways Luggage Handlers...

I sadly lost my case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldn’t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldn’t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadn’t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, β€œI’ll bet $100 that the octopus can’t play these bagpipes.”

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, β€œHurry up and start playing the thing”

The octopus spewed, β€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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If Adam Sandler decided to join the CIA...

...then his direct superior would be his Adam's Handler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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