Hamstrings Puns

A list of puns related to "Hamstrings"

Today I found out that vegans don't have hamstrings!

But apparently they have yamstrings.

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👤︎ u/Kaboose-4-2-0-
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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Have you heard the one about the clown who pulled a hamstring?

It’s a running joke

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👤︎ u/wandringstar
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Back, back, back... Gone!

When you are afflicted by Heaven with pain down your back, buttock, and hamstring: SCIATICA D'SHMAYA.

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👤︎ u/psetnik
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why was the pig limping?

He pulled his hamstring!

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👤︎ u/VTPete
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?

A hamstring.

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👤︎ u/AugustBurnsWill
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you hear about the underfunded fitness movie?

I hear it ran on a hamstring budget.

(rimshot).

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👤︎ u/Wheeler_the_llama
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Why didn't the pig run a marathon?

Because of his hamstrings

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👤︎ u/TomCanBe
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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What kind of injury does a pig has when he play sports?

A hamstring

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👤︎ u/thevladimir17
📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why couldn't the pig exercise?

He pulled his hamstring.

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👤︎ u/DarkoNova
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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