I have been working on my HAMstring!
Today I found out that vegans don't have hamstrings!
But apparently they have yamstrings.
Have you heard the one about the clown who pulled a hamstring?
Itβs a running joke
Back, back, back... Gone!
When you are afflicted by Heaven with pain down your back, buttock, and hamstring: SCIATICA D'SHMAYA.
Why was the pig limping?
He pulled his hamstring!
If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?
A hamstring.
Did you hear about the underfunded fitness movie?
I hear it ran on a hamstring budget.
(rimshot).
Why didn't the pig run a marathon?
Because of his hamstrings
What kind of injury does a pig has when he play sports?
A hamstring
Why couldn't the pig exercise?
He pulled his hamstring.
