I got banned from my local gym
I gues I just didn't work out
I played Disturbed at the gym's playlist...
Everybody went down with the fitness
What does a log do once he gets to the gym
My Wife is an Hour Late to Meet me at the Gym
I don't think we're going to workout afterall.
A block of cheese went to the gym and
I invited my hot date to the gym for a training session, but she didn't show up.
That's when I knew that we weren't going to work out.
My gym instructor suggested I do lunges to keep fit.
That would be a big step forward.
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
Where does Harry Potter keep his Gym equipment?
Behind the Dumb-Bell door..
What is Cardi B’s name after she went to the gym?
I said to the gym instructor ‘Can you teach me to do the splits?’
He said ‘How flexible are you?’ I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’
A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.
They didn’t workout.
Edited: It changed to they.
Thanks lornstar7
A cow went to the gym
She exercised her calves.
A lawyer went to the gym
He was trying to loose some lLBs
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
My son proposed to his girlfriend while they were at the gym and she said no...
I guess they didn't work out!
I asked my friend to come to the gym with me. He said he was busy for the next 7 days....
Bit of a week excuse if you ask me.
Why did the cheese go to the gym?
It wanted to get shredded.
No-one laughs when I respond to "How was the gym?" with
"Heavy."
It's like my jokes carry no weight.
My boss asked me why I went to the gym to get office supplies
I told him that's where I get toner
I asked my personal trainer at the gym, which type of machine I should use to make myself more attractive to women?
He suggested, the cash machine .
My personal trainer was upset at me because I kept using the same machine at the gym
It was the vending machine
These two jacked missionaries came to my door glorifying their new gym.
I told them I had no interest in joining Jehovah's Fitness.
Why don't some couple go to gym ?
Because some relationship does not workout.
My school gym has a certain area set aside for people who like to be in the thick of things...
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
Today I asked a hot girl at the gym what her new year's resolution was. She replied “Screw you!”
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
I told my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn’t show up.
I guess this means we can’t work out.
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?
She wanted to work out her problems
I went to my local Gym to learn to do the splits...
Gym instructor said: 'How flexible are you?'
Me: 'I can't make Tuesdays'
My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
Why did a car go to the gym?
The gyms must stay open.
The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!
Where is the GYM located at Hogwarts?
Right through the Dumbell Door
Why aren’t there any patrons in the gym on Sundays?
Last week I went to the gym almost every day ...
... almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ...
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
I haven't been to the gym in years
It's been so long that I've gone back to calling it James
What does a Priest do when he goes to the gym?
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me how to do the splits. He said ‘how flexible are you?’
I said ‘I can’t make Tuesdays’
So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
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