Gym Class Puns

She wanted to work out her problems

Needless to say, I PEed in my pants.

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So at my school, we had a pipe burst.

Joke at the end of you want to skip

Now it's pretty normal in the midwest, where I live, to have this thing. It started with the fire alarm going off, because of the pressure decrease, and the school was evacuated. We were all eventually brought back, for it was cold. We sat in our gym for AN HOUR before being dismissed back to our classes.

So it's near the end of the day and I have gym class. And I'm having your normal conversation with a friend about the school's financial problems. And we were just talking about how the school is going to have to pay so much money for the new pipe and the ceiling tiles and the cleaning etc.

And then it was my moment to shine.

So the conversation is almost over and the friend says,

"It'll be a while before normal funds go back".

And I just say this:

"Yeah man, the school's money is going down the drain".

My son is complaining about how sore he is after an intense gym class Me: at least you got your money's worth Him:...I didn't pay anything though... Me: well you seem to be paying for it now! Him: oh... :/

Me: today in gym class I went into the weight room

Mom: How long did you wait?