Why did the student take her math homework to gym class?

She wanted to work out her problems

👍︎ 2
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
I forgot a change of clothes for my gym class today

Needless to say, I PEed in my pants.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Mlnkoly111
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
🚨︎ report
USPS Questions

Should tortillas be sent flat rate? Is armor headgear sent over knight? Is an addicts mail tracked? Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate? Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class? Should the IRS send return receipts? just wondering...

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/bolt470
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
🚨︎ report
Best joke of my life (kinda)

So at my school, we had a pipe burst.

Joke at the end of you want to skip

Now it's pretty normal in the midwest, where I live, to have this thing. It started with the fire alarm going off, because of the pressure decrease, and the school was evacuated. We were all eventually brought back, for it was cold. We sat in our gym for AN HOUR before being dismissed back to our classes.

So it's near the end of the day and I have gym class. And I'm having your normal conversation with a friend about the school's financial problems. And we were just talking about how the school is going to have to pay so much money for the new pipe and the ceiling tiles and the cleaning etc.

And then it was my moment to shine.

So the conversation is almost over and the friend says,

"It'll be a while before normal funds go back".

And I just say this:

"Yeah man, the school's money is going down the drain".

👍︎ 8
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 28 2019
🚨︎ report
"Oh" :/

My son is complaining about how sore he is after an intense gym class Me: at least you got your money's worth Him:...I didn't pay anything though... Me: well you seem to be paying for it now! Him: oh... :/

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/samoerai
📅︎ Jan 14 2016
🚨︎ report
Dadjoked by my mom while I was telling her aboutcmy day.

Me: today in gym class I went into the weight room

Mom: How long did you wait?

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sryrs
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.