Do you think that when Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead...

He said abra-cadaver?

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📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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My pastor invited us over to watch The Walking Dead

...a documentary on the lives of Lazarus and Jesus

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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I had my own Dad joke today

My friends and I just entered the ACL (Austin City Limits) festival, which it's basically a HUGE music festival. While we're walking, a stage is playing a song by the Beatles to which my girlfriend jokingly says, "Oh, I didn't know the Beatles were playing today!" I reply with, "It's part of their Lazarus Project!" Then a lady in front of us turns and says, "Niiiiice."

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👤︎ u/Anzou
📅︎ Oct 07 2013
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